Wooftasticbooks interviews Neil the sausage dog

Neil, I know you have a busy schedule: sniffing-on to Smellnet at the nearest tree, sending SmellMails, woofing with your pals on Twitter and offering pawfessional legal representation for canines, etc…

What do you do in your spare time?

Snooze, play with my stuffed toys, snooze with my stuffed toys, snooze with my hoomans, play with my hoomans, check what my Twitter friends are up to. I also go on holidays with my hoomans sometimes and I enjoy supervising my hoomans too.

How would you describe your personality?

Boisterous, affectionate, stubborn and charming

You offer paw-fessional legal representation for dogs. Do give me an example of a canine disagreement that ended in a positive result for your furry client?

I specialise in defence when faulty stuffed toys explode and my friends are blamed. Friends are never the problem. I recently defended @humphrey_topdog whose nice new bed exploded, and @banjothesausage and @thesquirmyworm for faulty stuffies. 

Do you have any tips for getting your own way with your human?

Puppy dog eyes, slowly moving closer until you can intercept the food between their hand and your mouth. I also recommend sighing as they eat without giving you any.

Favourite dog books?

Hound of the baskervilles, 101 Dalmatians.

Anything that makes you barking mad?

Squirrels and birds on my fence.

You can find Neil the sausage dog on twitter to follow his daily adventures…